Monday, February 20, 2012
HOT MINUTE!!!
Hey, y'all. It's been a hot minute but here I am finally on the blog of my own page. Check it out! The Imperial Jam is
the first thing I wanna talk about. My buddy, Brian Dillon, certified rhythm guitarist of Box Of Crayons and Subway Serenader
hooked me up with a venue and that venue is Three Jolly Pigeons at 6802 3rd Ave corner of 68th St in Bay Ridge Brooklyn.
The bands performing will be the Good Yeggs, Neon Muffin and the Harshmellows, Kiss This and yours truly with the ever sexy
Scarlett Venom spinning CDs behind me. She's the greenest of the four DJs I worked with but that gave me the opportunity to
mold her into being the most compatible with me and the continuing mission to fuse two genres of music together that fans
of both genres pleaded with me not to but are thankful I didn't listen to them. I'm a politically charged horrorcore goth/industrial
rapper... and, by looking at the sea of people at my live shows, apparently there is a market for this stuff. See? I know
stuff.Coming from a poor background in the projects, I can tell you from an artist's angle, it ain't easy sailing. Still
working on "New Logos and New Marketing Schemes". My first two songs are out there one featuring JõB and
the other featuring C to the Z and Scarlett Venom kickin' a rap verse. It sounds good. Finally, this one goes out to
the haters out there. I will, one by one, lightly tap all you with my elbow and cause you to collapse. So watch your ass,
comie pinkos! Anti-American scum! I'll have you wrapped in old glory and have a priest there with a candle in one hand making
a sign of the cross at you with the other! You could hate me all day. I'll be around a long time and it ain't gonna stop on
nobody else's terms but mine! Like I said. I'm on a mission that goes beyond material and that is to bring wisdom and salvation
to my ghoulish homies and their lady slaves who have endured mad trials and tribulations through the perilous fight. Onto
them I say I got your back. M.C. Too Tall is here. Any questions? Coming to 3JP's to see me? RSVP on Facebook. Here's
the link. http://www.facebook.com/events/294406670609021/ Don't be a dick. Don't say you're gonna come and then
not come. I'm like royalty. This is an honor. Don't screw it up. See you there and remember... I'm doing this for YOU!!!
5:02 pm est
Friday, January 13, 2012
Minor Adjustments
The Imperial
Jam, Tha Realness, Crash ‘n’ Burn Birthday Bash and The Brooklyn Gathering are the four annual live music events
brought to you by Crowned Eagle Entertainment and every last one of them is to be taken seriously.
I know I am taking
the risk of a physical confrontation by stating this but people who fail to respect me or recognize Crowned Eagle as real
force in event promoting are in for a rude awakening.
I am sick and tired of being advised not to boast about how great
of a promoter I am because of the risk of who might be offended. I don’t mention the names of people who made themselves
my competition. I don’t do events on their nights and I don’t get why promoting my promotion entity would bother
them so. That being said Crowned Eagle is a promotional giant, a large winged beast that cannot be stopped. The recent DJ
adjustment is a useful and necessary move. Anyone who says I was trying to tuck my last DJ under my shadow would be lying
to you. His services were appreciated, it’s acknowledged, he’ll be missed and all that but for his own reasons
that I will assume are the reasons he told me, he left. Again, adjustments are necessary and I’m sticking with Scarlett
Venom. I trained her myself and we rule hard! I expect my fans and followers to take my decision to have Scarlett as a DJ
seriously as well. All who ever were part of Crowned Eagle Entertainment, I still consider like family so let that kill any
rumor that I have any dislike toward anyone who is no longer working with me.
7:29 pm est
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Chill Chili and other news...
Tex might not be a decent drummer,
but he sure makes a great bowl of chili. I live for Chill Chili, which for a brief moment in its rich history used to be served
up every last Thursday of the month. Seems like we’re going with that tradition this month… and as usual, no
one but Gorillas, Coke, chili and all the gases that come with it allowed.
Spaz announced he is temporarilly leaving
all his gigs accept his Dark Water residency at Otto's Shrunken Head in Alphabet City. This includes working as my DJ
at my live shows. Scarlett Venom has been asked to fill in. She has filled in during past gigs so the transition should be
smoother than the critics expect.
Finally, you might be pleased to know thet Crowned Eagle Entertainment has acquired
Job. Apparently, with Job, there were no strings attached to his former Steelcore affiliation. In fact this is an acquisition
that got full approval and blessings from Steelcore's founder and CEO, Victor Auton. All that being said, Job has a reverb
nation and Crowned Eagle page that you ought to check out. Don't be a dick!
10:20 am est
Monday, December 12, 2011
Gathering Afterthoughts
First of all, I’m
M.C. Too Tall, Master of Sound Quality. I will never forget the people who did nice things for me throughout my life, most
importantly in show business.
My team put on a good show last Wednesday December 7, 2011 at the Brooklyn Gathering at the world
famous Southpaw music venue in the badass neighborhood of Park Slope Brooklyn NY. I would like to thank Spaz, Scarlett and
our guest star Italian Ice who collectively with myself kicked off the evening with a bang!
Following us was the hot Hip Hop duo M-TRI
& D.J. Leecy T who dropped some new joints with some old favorites. Some of the highlights of their set included Leecy
T scratching up the Billy Joel song, “Stiletto” with a stiletto and switching roles with M-TRI taking over the
mic while M-TRI scratches in the background and then switching back. After their set came Belt who dropped an edgier set than
usual with kickass songs like “The Shaft”, “In America”, and “When The Dinosaurs Come Back from
Outer Space”. There was also a film crew on hand to take vids them. Awesome stuff.
Headlining were the Saints of Pain who
brought the hardcore to the show. Bodies flying everywhere slam dancing, cyberdreaded chicks bouncing off the walls. Saints
really brought the house down capping off a great night that WILL happen again next year.
Crowned Eagle Entertainment, the great
live show promotional giant is currently seeking a venue for its March showcase, The Imperial Jam and then going right back
to Southpaw in April for another showcase called Tha Realness. I shall see you at one of these. Thank you all who performed
and attended the Brooklyn Gathering. Peace and gold be with you.
M.C. Too Tall
9:10 pm est
Friday, November 25, 2011
Hokey Pokey Boom Boom and the Forty Thieves... with Knives
Let me start off by saying though not a big time ooga booga fan of organized religion and church policies, I do not see the
necessity in driving faith (which is something different) into extinction. I don't turn my back on a person based on them
being Muslim, Jewish or Hindu or whatever else just because I was born to acknowledge and accept the teachings of Christianity.
Preservation of a person's right to religious practice should be defended just as much as anything else in the Bill of Rights.
Abolishment of religion would be a violation of individual rights. There is already a separation of church and state that
was installed to protect the church from the state just as much as the state from the church. I believe regardless of quirks
that each religion has, within each lies a necessary structure. I acknowledge a supreme creator of everything and address
him as "God" and under the United States Constitution, you don't have to and in fact you also may take wherever
I put the word "acknowledge" and replace it with the words "believe in" as you wish but please understand
that there are people who respect God more than any human being walking the earth (all kidding aside, cops, judges, lawmakers,
friends, family, spouses, soldiers, other military personell and the President of the United States are all human beings).
That being said, these are not people who will obey any state law that mandates violation of their respective holy scripture.
Thus, disallowing ALL speech, literature and acts regarding a person's religious views in society will be met with opposition
by these very same people, many of whom are positions of power in their own right. Unless there was a campaign to make it
seem that admitting to be a Christian, Muslim or Jew or whatever else is shunned and not to be done among the in-crowd turning
the in-crowd itself against any acknowledgement of God, then it would be easier because it's just not cool to believe in that
"silliness" anymore. We are who we are meant to be with regards to faith just the same as national origin and all
the cultural stuff that surrounds that and it is what helps shape the individual. The people who kill over religion are, always
have throughout world history and always will be a fanatical minority. As a special footnote, those who go on a mission to
abolish public expression of religion into extinction are in a sense religious fanatics because of how fanatical they are
about shunning all theism. Also keep in mind that by supporting any aspect of a person who does not dismiss the Holy Bible
or any other holy scripture as bullshit, you are supporting all aspects of that person even if they don't coincide with some
if not all aspects of you... But FEAR NOT! Non-coinciding does not necessarily have to equal conflict of interest. Uninhibited
sex and science bless you.
5:42 am est